Back from Phuket!

Hello my friends I’m back from my short vacation to Phuket!

It was an awesome 5 days and I’ll do a summary with pictures once I’m settled down.

Phuket

Ok, I’m off to the land of smiles.

Will be back on 22nd Dec 0040.

Cya till then!

ROAR

I so wanna fucking take a sledgehammer and smash my laptop to pieces because it deserves to die for being so bloody slow and laggy.

Pre Phuket Post

Signed up for french lessons with Winston at Alliance Francais! Now I’m gonna burn my Saturday mornings in exchange for sounding sexy to people who don’t understand french.

Spaghetti for dinner last night! We bought the groceries ourselves and we made spaghetti for my family! Had macaroons from TWG for dessert as well. Delicious but didn’t know they were so sweet. Take care in Malaysia =)

Met up with my classmates whom I’m going to Phuket together with. Our plan is the absence of one at all. Go there and have fun! Hopefully we get to rent scooters to zoom zoom around the island because we realised how extremely far our hotel is from the stupid Patong Beach. Actually, it’s how far our STUPID hotel is from the awesome Patong Beach.

This post is in dribs and drabs so i shall add another random happening in. I just got a fauxhawk hairstyle because I’m sick of trying to keep my hair longer. Now it’s EXTREMELY short but at least it wont get in the way when i’m playing sports. ( I do exercise once in a while )

Watched Zombieland with Eugene just now while he was trying to kill time. Turns out that killing zombies ain’t exactly a better past time anyway. A bit of dark humor here and there but it’s just L4D on the big screen. Seriously VERY similar to L4D.

Zombieland

Very Demotivational Failz

Let the pictures speak

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, Funny People

I love waving to a spongebob through a laptop =)

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Watched Funny People featuring Adam Sandler as i thought it would be funny. Sad thing was that it’s not and it lasts about 2 hours plus! Seth Rogen’s role in this show is like Adam’s bitch being ordered about. The nice part of the show is prolly Adam’s house. I don’t know but my sense of humor must have dropped to an all time low because the ratings for this movie is actually above average. Ratings as voted by the public even, not those critics that are totally unreliable. Please watch this and tell me why I’m wrong!

Funny People

Of much booze and poking

Buttered myself up on Wednesday at the Butter Cookies 1st Anniversary! It’s been a long time since i actually got high in a club. Wei Ming & Vei went in earlier to chope seats and drinks at Fash and when we got in we were stunned to see so many drinks on the table! Played the normal drinking game (Cai Quan) followed by a more raunchy dare or dare on WM’s Iphone. Brushing someone’s teeth with my tongue in public would never have crossed my mind if not for the alcohol. Yeah, Blame It on the Al-Al-Al-Alcohol~

Friday OSOS went to Sentosa for a nice island life tan. Chilled at Cafe Del Mar and the weather was awesome. Scenery was nice too and I managed to get some reading done while getting myself cooked. After that at night they decided to come to my house to play poker. As we are not wealthy ones, we decided to play it with SHOTS! (Yes, I know alcohol again.) Thankfully I was a better poker than them and Eugene was the biggest pokee of the night. He got poked so badly he had to drink 17 shots and Keong was 1st runner up with 9 shots. The aftermath was hilarious as they were blabbering non stop about whatever came across their mind. Pictures/Video should be up soon heh.

The liver shall not be punished anymore. Not till next week at least.

Quotes

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the
world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he
identifies himself with people — that is, people everywhere, not for
the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true
nature.

–James Thurber

Standard Chartered Marathon 2009

Sunday was the actual marathon day.

When your Bucket List includes running a marathon once in your lifetime, the emphasis should be on the word ONCE. TRUE STORY. I don’t know what brought me to run the standard chartered marathon this year (although i know it’s mainly you Wei Ming, bad influence). Running a marathon once will bring you a great sense of achievement. Running it twice will just bring you a sense of retardedness. Ok I guess right about now i must have insulted a lot of running enthusiasts probably on their umpteenth attempt.

Now, I must admit that that are some plus points that i personally experienced. You can definitely see much of the volunteer spirit during the run. It’s not just those pouring drinks and wearing the Standard Chartered official volunteer tee cheering you on. It’s also about the average citizen / family members just standing by the roadside holding up hand made banners and giving out dabs of counter pain to those in need of it. The many runners that encouraged each another along, albeit being strangers brought together by this self induced form of torture.

I finished with a less than admirable timing but hey, at least I got the fugly finisher’s tee =)

Oh, and the next person that asks me to run another marathon? I’ll be sure to bang your balls.

Jennifer’s Body & The Book of LOVE

Saturday was movie marathon day with Michelle! We watched American Pie 7: The Book of Love first followed by Jennifer’s Body. AP7 was quite a disappointment as the plot was amazingly lousy compared to Beta House. Not very funny as well sadly. Jennifer’s body was about Megan Fox and her killing teenage boys. OH and highlight of the show, there was a lesbian kissing scene! Watching this show also kinda makes me think that Megan’s lips are resembling Angelina’s ones soon.

The Book of Love

Jennifer's Body